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smenkhkara:

has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

has a black man ever played george washington

has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine

no?

then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

(via ashagayjoy)

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic, via just-wait-a-while)

me looking at thing: yooooo
me looking at price: nooooo
fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat